1 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,190 INFAMOUS "LADY-THIEF" ROMEO STRIKES IN NEW YORK. 2 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:40,312 Museums on alert! Who will be next? 3 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:01,550 THE MONA LISA IS MISSING 4 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,830 - It's only you, Curator. - It's working quite well. 5 00:01:54,960 --> 00:02:00,193 But the alarm was set off only by my second foot. 6 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,437 Look into it, gentlemen, without delay. 7 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,750 Tell Lemercier to come right away. 8 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,037 - Hello, Mr Lemercier. - Hello, Mme Lemercier. 9 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,152 - And the third? - No news. 10 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,955 I waited three days, that's enough. I need a third apprentice. 11 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,877 - Bye, George. - Watch the glass! 12 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,959 - Thank you, my sweet. - You could have been fatally injured. 13 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,469 I'll give you fatal injuries. To work! 14 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,833 Bye, Titine. 15 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,313 - Good morning. - Can I help you? 16 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,871 - I'm interested. - You took down my sign. 17 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,550 You don't need it now. Cigar? 18 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,557 - No. - Yes. 19 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,590 If I were you, I'd be interested. An apprentice like me. 20 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,075 I'm a very good frame-maker. 21 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,839 I've already proved myself. My references. 22 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,916 Let me see. 23 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,033 Not bad. 24 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:35,712 - Why are you out of work? - I've been travelling. 25 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,195 Where are you from? 26 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,550 Does it matter? 27 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,319 Not at all. Does it? 28 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:49,199 I can't decide right now. I'm needed at the Louvre. 29 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,834 Very well. I'll await your return. 30 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,712 Here? 31 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:55,829 Here. 32 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,110 All right, follow me. 33 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,999 - Who's this, then? - My new apprentice. 34 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,230 May I? 35 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:32,237 Thanks. I'd been racking my brains. 36 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,077 Come on! 37 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:40,797 - Maybe we could have a game some day? - Maybe. 38 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,514 The problem's over here. 39 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,592 You see? 40 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,435 No, it's not dangerous. We've caught it in time. 41 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:59,078 - What's caused it? - The air, the dust, the heat.. 42 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,156 - Yes, the heat. - Can you repair it? 43 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:06,035 - If you'll permit me to examine it. - Of course. 44 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:12,430 - I'm sorry. It was clumsy of me. - This young man is... 45 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:16,269 It's perfect! At least the alarm is working properly now. 46 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:20,678 Pick that up and re-set the alarm. Let's get back to business. 47 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,588 A letter and a straw hat, that's very good. 48 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:30,551 She gets sacks of letters every day. From nutters! 49 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:35,479 This curator is fanatical about alarms. 50 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:41,038 If he carries on like this, he'll be putting alarms on the ashtrays. 51 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:50,594 Between you and me, where did you learn to play chess like that? 52 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,918 In Vienna, Moscow, New York. Here and there. 53 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:58,032 - Look. Your keys. - My keys! 54 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,598 One thing's certain. This painting is fragile. 55 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:06,918 - We'll take care of it straight away - May I make an observation? 56 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,395 - No. - Of course. 57 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:13,115 There's something much more urgent. Look at the Mona Lisa. 58 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,798 - The Mona Lisa? - Yes. 59 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,992 Turn off the alarm. Let's have a look. 60 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,192 - Where? - There. 61 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,195 It's nothing much, but it is something... 62 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,835 I've always thought this painting needed better protection. 63 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,394 What do you think? 64 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:36,114 I'll think about it. 65 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:41,598 - What about a shadow box? - Not a bad idea. 66 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,915 Just what I was going to suggest. 67 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,315 The distance between glass and canvas 68 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,079 will give us protection without reflections. 69 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:53,239 Well done, my boy. You have good eyes. Good recruit, Lemercier. 70 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,440 What are you looking at? 71 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,234 - Nothing. - Nothing at all. 72 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,158 You should think before you make suggestions. 73 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,999 It'll take me two days to make that shadow box. 74 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:12,399 - I'll make it for you in two hours. - Conceited ass. 75 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,875 I bet you a month's wages I can do it. 76 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,116 Let's say three months. 77 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,277 Don't be ridiculous! He can't afford... 78 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:23,517 - I accept those terms. - Then he'll have to stay here. 79 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,870 Nonsense. I don't see why. 80 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,709 But where's he going to live if you take all his money? 81 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,159 Don't be silly. 82 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,829 Call off the bet or let him stay here. 83 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,757 Here. 84 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,633 Do you like riddles? 85 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,069 So-so. 86 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,759 Who's as mean as Scrooge, 87 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:57,190 jealous as Othello, 88 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:00,278 but even meaner than he is jealous? 89 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,235 Your beloved husband. 90 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:11,390 Who's as greedy as a pussycat? 91 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,671 - Amorous as... - As two pussycats. 92 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,756 Two pussycats. 93 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:22,032 And even more amorous than she is greedy? 94 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,753 Your beloved husband's wife. 95 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:30,593 Is that all your luggage? 96 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:35,510 Everything else, I carry with me. Here's my comb. 97 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,715 What is it? 98 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:44,434 - Wax. - What's it for? 99 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,677 It's for making casts of door keys, 100 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:52,715 of lovely ladies who lock themselves in at night. 101 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:57,873 It's so hot in here. 102 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,831 At your service. 103 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:22,711 Who's spending too much time whistling 104 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:26,515 when he is urgently needed? 105 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:29,438 Your beloved husband's new apprentice. 106 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:35,429 Who doesn't like day for certain things and prefers to wait till after dark? 107 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,551 Pussycats. 108 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,431 And me. 109 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:47,755 May I help? 110 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,871 Thank you, son. 111 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,989 Yes, young man? 112 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,232 - Well, I... - Number 25 is ready, Mme. 113 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:19,911 Show this couple to Number 25, Nicole. 114 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,909 Nicole. 115 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,837 Hello. 116 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:30,398 - I have to take this to the laundry. - Don't worry, I know the way. 117 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:35,275 - What do you want, young man? - I'll be right back. 118 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,991 - Heading this way or following me? - Following you. 119 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,396 In that case, make yourself useful. 120 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,719 I was so afraid. I looked everywhere for you. 121 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:59,630 I thought you were just a dream. Let me look at you. 122 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,637 Put it in the basket. 123 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:16,513 Take some clean sheets from the second shelf. 124 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:34,196 You're good with pomade but not so clever with numbers. 125 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,756 You have two eyes, two ears. There are three shelves. 126 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,792 This is the second shelf. One, two. 127 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,956 All sheets look the same to me. 128 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,753 Small beds aren't the same as big beds. 129 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,871 Follow me. 130 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:55,397 I like it when you give me lessons in arithmetic. 131 00:12:55,520 --> 00:13:00,150 Let's see. I've got one mouth, you've got one mouth... 132 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,397 Together, that should make... 133 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,988 You're no fool. 134 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:09,556 My turn to ask you a question. 135 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,148 About five foot nine, 136 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,916 two dark brown eyes, 137 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,508 and about 30 very white teeth. 138 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,552 What does that add up to? 139 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,398 The man of your dreams? 140 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,317 Absolutely not. 141 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,915 One conceited idiot in a basket of dirty linen. 142 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,237 When you get out, bring those to Number 27. 143 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,357 It takes hours to open this frame and close it again. 144 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:43,678 It'll be much easier once the shadow box is finished. 145 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:48,476 Right. You've got all the measurements you need? 146 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,952 The day after tomorrow is cleaning day, isn't it? 147 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,072 - How about a game of chess? - OK. Where? 148 00:13:56,200 --> 00:14:00,034 - The little bistro round the corner. - I go there all the time. 149 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,594 Why don't we have a game now? 150 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,912 All right. Let's go. 151 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,678 Just going for a walk. 152 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,518 The chessboard, please. 153 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,956 It's good luck to change places just before a game. 154 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,310 I never knew that. 155 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,914 Good luck for who? 156 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,395 For the winner. 157 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,116 You're quick off the mark. 158 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,469 I'm not very quick off the mark. 159 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,556 This is going to take a long time. 160 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,194 Then I'll put it to good use. 161 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,038 I'm not finished yet, you know. 162 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,358 Evening. 163 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:03,071 I have all the measurements. I'll start work right away. 164 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,919 You certainly take your time. 165 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,270 If you don't mind, I'll work in my room. 166 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,714 There. 167 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:21,993 Off you go. 168 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:31,989 There we are. 169 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,991 There we are. 170 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,595 There we are. 171 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,194 There we are. 172 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,959 - Good night. - Good night. 173 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:12,234 They're called myosotis, also known as "forget-me-nots". 174 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,950 What are you doing here? 175 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,515 You're warm. 176 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,074 It is warm. 177 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:05,718 They're called myosotis and "forget-me-not". 178 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,910 I know. 179 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,280 You know you're not allowed in here? 180 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,709 You know that I'm very disobedient? 181 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:22,038 So I climbed in anyway. 182 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,754 - Are you very poor? - Yes. 183 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,871 That's a pity. 184 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,674 - Why? - Because you're handsome. 185 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:47,918 And if you were rich, I'd let you kiss me. 186 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,953 - Are you rich? - No, I'm very poor. 187 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,310 I'll let you kiss me anyway. 188 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,837 No. 189 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,589 Poor people shouldn't kiss each other. 190 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:12,633 - Why not? - Because it leads nowhere. 191 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,510 Nowhere? 192 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,596 Go away. 193 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:24,118 - I don't want to. - But I want you to. 194 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:28,153 - Will you throw me out the window? - What do you mean? 195 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:33,400 - You threw me into a basket. - I was in a different mood then. 196 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,195 - Now you're sad. - Yes. 197 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,796 If only I had money... 198 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,631 I'm not ugly, I'm young- 199 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,993 Nothing ever happens to me. 200 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,678 I happened. 201 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,713 Yes, that's what happens to me. 202 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:10,311 - Horrible old rich men. - That's not me. 203 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:14,991 - Or handsome young poor men. - That's me. 204 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,557 What can I make out of someone like you? 205 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,190 I know. 206 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,594 What? 207 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,756 We can make love. 208 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,717 No. 209 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,876 Well, then... 210 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,753 ...let's go dancing. 211 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,159 Then let's cry. 212 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,796 Let's sing a duet. 213 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,913 Let's get drunk. 214 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,111 I've got an idea. 215 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,117 What? 216 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,315 Let's make love. 217 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,953 Then what? 218 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,036 Then... 219 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,673 Let's go dancing. 220 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:26,274 - How did you get the money for this? - I stole it. 221 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,708 I can't breathe! 222 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,195 Nor can I. 223 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,198 - You're holding me too tight. - So are you. 224 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,279 - Then let me go. - There you are. 225 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,880 Let's sit down. 226 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,235 Where are you? 227 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,828 Here's your nose. 228 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,916 It's cold. 229 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:04,079 Here's your cheek... It's warm. 230 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,679 Here's your... 231 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,671 Ladies and gentlemen! 232 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,633 And now for the amazing... 233 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,154 Me. 234 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:26,192 As usual, this evening I will choose a lady from amongst you all. 235 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,276 Or rather... 236 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,109 My dove will choose her. 237 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,353 Come now, Mme. 238 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,675 What if I don't want to? 239 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:55,430 You have no choice. There's a connection between us. 240 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,312 Come. 241 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,518 I spotted you from backstage. 242 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,916 My dove is well-trained. 243 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,476 - Do not be afraid. - I'm not afraid. 244 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,199 You are marvellous. 245 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,437 Why have I never seen you before? 246 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,229 I've been in the country. 247 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:31,113 You are marvellous. 248 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:49,320 - I'm going to Dunkirk tomorrow. - Bon voyage. 249 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,908 - Will you come with me? - Why? 250 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,679 To be my assistant. 251 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,439 You'll earn money. 252 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:03,351 Perhaps even fame. 253 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,040 Think it over. 254 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,032 Well? 255 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,799 - So I'm going. - To Dunkirk. 256 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,798 - To Dunkirk. - With that man. 257 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,150 - With that man. - Tomorrow. 258 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,716 - Yes. - What can I say? 259 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,592 Good bye. 260 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,199 Good bye. 261 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,959 There's something I forgot to say. 262 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:05,993 I'm leaving tomorrow, too. For Rome. 263 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,396 You won't come with me, of course? 264 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,314 If you change your mind, 265 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:19,273 three days from now, I'll be in a village near Avignon. 266 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,515 At this address. 267 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,154 I'll wait for you all morning. 268 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,316 I shan't come. 269 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,512 I'll wait all morning. 270 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,036 Vincent! 271 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,714 There's something I forgot to say. 272 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,751 Yes? 273 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,791 Good bye. 274 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,797 Nicole. 275 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,868 What if I were richer than that man? 276 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,673 But you aren't, are you? 277 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,073 Red for Italy, black for Dunkirk. 278 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,514 Dunkirk. 279 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,719 Morning. 280 00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:00,310 - You're up early. - I've got a frame to deliver. 281 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:04,433 - So are we playing now or later? - Now. 282 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:15,350 - It's not getting any cooler, is it? - It's going to be hot today. 283 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,677 This is going to take a while. 284 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,951 Then if you'll excuse me for two minutes...? 285 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,398 You're taking your frame with you? 286 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:07,150 It's very valuable and I'd rather keep my eye on it. 287 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,194 Wait a minute...! 288 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,432 That's what I thought. 289 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,552 I'm stuck. 290 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,671 We'll have to hurry. I've got to deliver my frame. 291 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,075 It takes as long as it takes. 292 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,157 Here he is, Sergeant. 293 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,316 - Follow me. - What's happened? 294 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,954 The Mona Lisa is missing, that's what. 295 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,709 - The Mona Lisa? - We want to ask you some questions. 296 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,239 - Me? - You. 297 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:57,273 - Such as, where were you at the time? - Right here. 298 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,789 He was with me the whole time. 299 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,559 Will you come along and be my witness? 300 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,671 Yes, of course. 301 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,357 I'll leave this here. Can you keep an eye on it? 302 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:23,031 Preliminary conclusion: Romeo left the Louvre immediately after the theft. 303 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,230 He must be familiar with the museum. 304 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:26,952 Romeo? Here? 305 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,957 Here he is, Inspector. 306 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,277 You're the guard in charge of the Mona Lisa room? 307 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,710 - Yes, inspector. - And where were you? 308 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:41,790 Well... I was having a little game with my friend in the bistro. 309 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,070 Did he leave the game at any stage? 310 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,839 Not for a minute, Inspector. 311 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:50,316 - Leave your name and address. - Don't worry, I know him. 312 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,159 - Good morning, my boy. - Morning, sir. 313 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,192 - May I go now? - Yes. 314 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,517 - As for you, we'll need you later. - Yes, sir. 315 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:05,430 - Thanks for saying we were together. - Don't mention it. 316 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,510 Where's my parcel? 317 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,949 It's over here. 318 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,431 - Catch. - Careful! 319 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,269 - It's fragile. - What's inside? 320 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,235 The Mona Lisa. 321 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,236 The boss wants you. 322 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,359 Us? 323 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,677 No one else is free. 324 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,997 On our way. 325 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,998 Yes, Minister, we're pursuing every lead. 326 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:50,477 All our officers are on the case. Good day to you, Minister. 327 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,196 Germaine and Gaspard. 328 00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:00,272 The owner of the Hotel Mona Lisa says her maid may be the thief. 329 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,119 She left this morning without any explanation. 330 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,435 Very good, sir. 331 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,831 Fascinating. 332 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,279 Congratulations, sir. 333 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,392 - Shall I open the champagne? - Later. 334 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,556 Can we release our prisoner? 335 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,468 He can get his job back from Lemercier. Give him plenty of money. 336 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,391 Heading this way or following me? 337 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,397 Hand it over. 338 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,431 Stop or I'll shoot. 339 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,033 I've got it! I've got it! 340 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,599 Well done. 341 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:16,111 He stole it and I took it off him, just as we planned. 342 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:23,789 "Keep...smiling...Romeo." 343 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:46,029 - We'll change cars this evening. - Yes, sir. 344 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,796 - I have something for you. - For us? 345 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:32,277 Yes, I was told to give it to two gentlemen in a big hurry. 346 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,392 TOO LATE! BUT KEEP SMILING! ROMEO 347 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:39,798 - What are we going to do? - Maybe the girl knows something. 348 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,036 - She left this morning. - Where for? 349 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,232 - I don't know. - Let's find out. 350 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,271 Hotel Mona Lisa. 351 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,835 Keep smiling. 352 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,077 It's no coincidence that she ran off with a magician. 353 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,111 What if it's a trick? 354 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:02,232 She said Dunkirk but she really went somewhere else. 355 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,591 What if she guessed we'd guess she didn't go to Dunkirk? 356 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:09,872 - To trick us, she did go to Dunkirk. - Precisely. 357 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,036 Let's go. 358 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,833 - Where to? - Dunkirk. 359 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,997 - Did you get that? - Perfectly. Let's go. 360 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,196 - Where to? - Dunkirk, you idiot. 361 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,788 - That's what I call pretty. - Me too. 362 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,389 - Police. - C.l.D. 363 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,829 - Paris branch. - What's going on? 364 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:22,199 Nicole should, in theory, have got out of the trunk here, 365 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,278 and got into the vase here. 366 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,312 - Something must have happened. - Obviously. 367 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,317 She must have been kidnapped. 368 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,000 We'll get to the bottom of it. 369 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,554 We're thieves, you see. 370 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:41,434 But we're lazy thieves, isn't that right? 371 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,198 That's right. 372 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:46,232 There are more courageous thieves about. 373 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,999 - Like Vincent. - Vincent? 374 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:53,636 So we wait for them to steal something interesting 375 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,239 and steal it from them. 376 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,430 But why Vincent? 377 00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,516 Because he stole the Mona Lisa. 378 00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,313 Vincent? I don't believe you. 379 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:06,638 We're not playing games. You'd better believe me. 380 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,833 - Can I have some water? - Not until you tell me where he is. 381 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,030 Fine, I don't mind being thirsty. 382 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,551 I crossed the Sahara when I was little. My camel died of thirst. 383 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:21,753 - She's getting on my nerves. - Anyway, he's the one who knows. 384 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,553 - Who? - The magician. 385 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,831 I hope this isn't another of your stories. 386 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,475 - Where is he? - At the Hotel d'Angleterre. 387 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,637 Keep her gagged till I get back. 388 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,550 Is there any news, Inspector? 389 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,478 It's him again, the magician. 390 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:53,469 - If there is any news, we'll call you. - I'm in your hands. 391 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,789 - Follow me. - Where to? 392 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,753 - I'm asking you nicely. - All right, I'm coming. 393 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,030 All right! 394 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,591 What do you want? 395 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,590 I've got pins and needles in my legs. 396 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:43,235 - Could you rub them for me? - Of course. 397 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:50,638 - That feels nice. - You're a real knock-out. 398 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,433 - Really? - Definitely. 399 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,153 Move! 400 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,353 Open up. It's us. 401 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,598 Open up! 402 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:38,871 What's wrong with you? Open up! 403 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,875 My good brandy. 404 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,231 You let my brandy go to your head. 405 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,874 A real knock-out! 406 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,833 Idiot! Where is she? 407 00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,551 She'll go to her hotel. She won't get far with no money. 408 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,877 - My head! - Come on, you idiot. 409 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,629 Where's her room? 410 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,235 OK, I'll take care of him. 411 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,636 You go to the club. She's probably gone to get changed. 412 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,151 Good evening. 413 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,716 My name's Nicole. I'm from Paris. 414 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,193 Good evening. 415 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:44,231 I'm terribly lonely. Aren't you? 416 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,272 That depends. 417 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,834 - Like some company? - That depends. 418 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,678 - On what? - The price. 419 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,518 It's very expensive. 420 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,757 If you're mean, you'll stay lonely. 421 00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,075 I'm not mean. 422 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:04,591 - Then maybe you're poor? - I'm very... I'm rich. 423 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:07,439 - Really? - How much? 424 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:13,911 Two hundred. 425 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,917 Up front. 426 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:23,274 You've got lots of spirit. I like spirit. 427 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,833 Here you are. 428 00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:30,836 - I'm cold. Would you lend me your cape? - Yes, of course. 429 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,472 - Where are we going? - That depends. 430 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,910 - Do you like adventures? - Do I? I love them! 431 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:43,396 Then I'll take you to a wonderful secret place. 432 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:47,115 - But...there's a but. - A but? 433 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:49,993 - You mustn't know where it is. - So? 434 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:53,715 So, I'll have to blindfold you. 435 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:04,232 You're something! I won't be bored with you around. 436 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,989 This is only the beginning. Just wait! 437 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,470 - Can you swim? - Are we going swimming? 438 00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,955 Not me. Just you. 439 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,158 - When's the next train to Avignon? - In an hour. 440 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,999 One, please. Is that enough? 441 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,958 Police. 442 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,796 We're on our way. 443 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:47,038 - She bought a ticket to Avignon. - Are you calling the magician? 444 00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,513 He's in the bath. 445 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,076 You can tell me everything, I'm his best friend. 446 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,156 I'll let him know. 447 00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:05,310 That was the cops. 448 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,513 Seems your sweetheart's running off to Avignon. 449 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:13,030 You're useless and clueless. So I'll say goodbye. 450 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,838 Avignon. 451 00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:28,473 This is the Avignon coach. She's in the last compartment. 452 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:33,674 - Are you going to arrest her? - I can't possibly reveal our plans. 453 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,198 - What now? - She'll lead us to the Mona Lisa. 454 00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:41,869 We've just got to get there before they do. 455 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,394 IS THE MONA LISA IN MOSCOW? OR LONDON? 456 00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:55,916 - What are you doing on all fours? - Nicole! 457 00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:02,429 Come with me. You're being followed. They're on the train! 458 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:03,879 - Who? - All of them. 459 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,230 The police, those two men... 460 00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:11,115 - Why are you going to Avignon? - That's none of your business. 461 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:14,994 Stop putting your hand over your mouth. It's irritating. 462 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,189 Let me see... 463 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,754 What happened? 464 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,155 Those men... 465 00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,078 They beat me up. 466 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:29,557 So that I'd tell them where to find some Vincent. 467 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,159 Who is Vincent? 468 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,991 Do you know what time the lady's coming, sir? 469 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,918 No, I don't know. 470 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,710 I really don't know. 471 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,271 What are you doing on the train? 472 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,315 The French countryside! 473 00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,235 Clean air! 474 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:05,756 - Germaine, look! - What is it? 475 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,519 Quick! The emergency cord! 476 00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,432 Come on, quick! 477 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,755 I need some shoes, too. 478 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:43,039 - Will you give me a lift? - Where are you going? 479 00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:46,709 - The St Georges inn. - Up you get, it's on my way. 480 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,432 - Stop! - What's the matter? 481 00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,233 We want a lift, that's what. 482 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,914 - Got a cold, girl? - Yes, sir. 483 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,156 She can't have got far. 484 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,157 Look. 485 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:20,910 - What are we going to do? - Nothing. They don't know who we are. 486 00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,837 Police! Halt! 487 00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,549 - Having a little cry, are we? - She can't have got far. 488 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,513 - Is there a police station nearby? - At St Georges. 489 00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,397 Here we are. 490 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,716 St Georges. 491 00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,956 - Good bye! - Bye bye! 492 00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:08,355 - After you. - Please. 493 00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,711 - Which road goes to Italy? - That one. 494 00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:25,638 Where can I borrow a horse or a bicycle? 495 00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:29,594 Borrow? Not likely. You'll pay on the nail. 496 00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:33,349 - I don't have any money. - Then walk. 497 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:36,836 ...looking for a blonde girl with a dark-haired magician. 498 00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:40,953 Not with a magician, a blonde girl on her own. 499 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,639 - What's going on? - It's the Paris police. 500 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,069 - Looking for a girl. - What kind? 501 00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:51,239 - A tall blonde. - I've just seen a girl like that. 502 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:55,911 She was due to meet a man but he left for Italy with two motorcars. 503 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,952 She followed on foot. I don't know what she's after. 504 00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:01,594 - Was she wearing a black cape? - A red skin. 505 00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,996 - Blast! - What'll we do now? 506 00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,111 We'll follow her anyway. 507 00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,390 So the girl left with a man in a motorcar? 508 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,557 She was on foot. He went by car. 509 00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:16,753 - Why on foot if he had two cars? - Because he'd already left. 510 00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:18,996 - By car or on foot? - By car. 511 00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:21,839 But I don't understand why this lady... 512 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,473 Stop thief! 513 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:27,115 - Find another car! - There isn't one. 514 00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:36,835 - Look! - The girl! 515 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:52,989 Gee up! 516 01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:43,478 Well! 517 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,314 Search him. 518 01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,670 I never carry guns. 519 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,115 Tie him up. 520 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,716 Take care of this one. 521 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,918 I didn't know you holidayed in these pans. 522 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,792 Where is it? 523 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,514 - Where is what? - You know. 524 01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:41,868 No, what? 525 01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:45,150 Where is it? 526 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,834 If you kill me you'll never know. Got a light? 527 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,191 OK, we'll try something else. 528 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,073 When I say three, shoot. 529 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,358 One... 530 01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,948 OK. It's in the red suitcase. 531 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,710 Is this your little joke? Two... 532 01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:29,072 - Put a pin into the lock... - Do I pull the pin out of thin air? 533 01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,510 Simpler to use my tie-pin. 534 01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:50,629 Now what? 535 01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:56,516 I'll know if it's a fake. 536 01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:15,678 Jump. 537 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,398 - Slow down a bit. - Jump, you idiot. 538 01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:09,353 - Your face is dirty. - Where? 539 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,868 Untie me and I'll show you. 540 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,958 - You must hate me. - Must I? Why? 541 01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:19,436 - Because they all followed me here. - They? 542 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:23,189 Those two men, the magician, the police... 543 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,436 The police? 544 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:29,552 It's all my fault but I had to come. 545 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:34,669 Stick your tongue out. 546 01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:40,591 Let's have a look. 547 01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:48,628 You're starting to look more like yourself. 548 01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:53,435 - Hello, Nicole. - Hello, Vincent. 549 01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,318 No time for that now. Let's get out of here. 550 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:09,911 Let's try the roadblock. They might know something. 551 01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,233 - C.l.D. - Paris branch. 552 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:32,793 This is the stolen car. 553 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:35,514 - The thieves? - An officer went after them. 554 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,870 - Carrying anything? - A red suitcase. 555 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,515 - You saw no one else? - Only a hearse. 556 01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,119 Empty- 557 01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:46,550 - So the thieves were on foot? - We'll catch them up. 558 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,193 We have our... 559 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,912 Our bicycles! 560 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,158 First the car, 561 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,430 now the bicycles. 562 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:03,872 Nicole! 563 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:14,436 Nicole! 564 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,919 The key. 565 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:33,278 We'll have to find a bridge. 566 01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:37,035 Stop! Come here! 567 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,356 Untie me. 568 01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,035 Untie me. 569 01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,435 Don't leave me! 570 01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,513 Come on, we'll swim across. 571 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:34,955 - You're wet. - So are you. 572 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:41,190 - You're ugly when you're wet. - So are you. 573 01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:51,639 Your nose is especially ugly when it's wet. 574 01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:19,913 Untie me. 575 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:22,031 - Where's the key? - I don't know. 576 01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:25,630 - We're in a big hurry. - We're C.l.D. 577 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:27,796 Paris branch. 578 01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:29,797 Where did they go? 579 01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:32,036 - I didn't see a thing. - Obviously not. 580 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,720 - Look! Our bicycles! - Bicycles? Where? 581 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:36,956 - There! - Are the keys there? 582 01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:39,071 - I don't know. - Obviously not. 583 01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,395 Let's take a look. 584 01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:48,749 - They didn't see us. - They're over there. 585 01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:56,392 We'll have to cross. Use the grass as camouflage. 586 01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:19,913 - What are you doing? - What do you mean? 587 01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:21,837 - You took the suitcase. - What? 588 01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:23,552 - Give me it. - I don't have it. 589 01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:25,238 Where's it gone? 590 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,157 Dammit! Dive! 591 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,235 Bless you. 592 01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:38,634 Thank you. 593 01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:48,035 - It's all washed up for tonight. - We could do with a wash. 594 01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:51,630 We'll tell the local police to watch the roads and stations. 595 01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:53,637 Send a key for my handcuffs. 596 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:57,753 - Is there a hotel nearby? - There's only one. At St Agnan. 597 01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:00,952 - Good night. - Good night. 598 01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,031 I must be crazy. 599 01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:27,755 I've found a girl... that I like very much. 600 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:30,348 And what do I do? I make her ride bicycles, 601 01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:33,392 I drag her through rivers, down roads... 602 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,556 With no shoes on her feet. 603 01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:38,035 All for an old painting. 604 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:41,550 I don't mind. It's all my fault. 605 01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,360 There must be an inn nearby. 606 01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:48,436 We can hide until tomorrow. 607 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:52,837 Whatever you say. 608 01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:58,955 The inn will have lots of places where we can hide. 609 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:02,629 Big beds, little beds. 610 01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:06,678 We'll hide wherever you like. 611 01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:33,868 - We'd like a double room. - We only have singles left. 612 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,558 Fine. 613 01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,272 - Fine. - Two rooms? 614 01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:38,799 Just one. 615 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:51,196 It's really very small. 616 01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:02,237 It's remarkably comfortable for one person. 617 01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:04,590 Let's try it with two. 618 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,070 It's even better. 619 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,270 It's not bad. 620 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:24,515 But we're very wet. 621 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:27,712 - Then let's rip off our clothes. - No. 622 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:33,275 Then let's take them off slowly. 623 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:38,353 Then let's catch cold. 624 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:41,915 Then what? 625 01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:44,998 That's funny. It hasn't rained here. 626 01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:47,031 It was raining over there. 627 01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:51,790 - We want a twin room. - We've only got singles. 628 01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:55,868 Two rooms. 629 01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:48,191 Two rooms, please. 630 01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:53,238 This is the only one I have left. 631 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,353 What do you want? 632 01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:05,597 I've looked everywhere. Do you know where it is? 633 01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:08,917 I'm not interested in your personal problems. 634 01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:11,110 Good night. 635 01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:14,755 I'll carry on looking a little longer. Good night. 636 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:20,759 I have an idea. 637 01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:23,030 - Why don't we... - I know. 638 01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:25,071 No. 639 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:28,510 Why don't we sit down? 640 01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:46,232 Look! It's the magician! 641 01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:49,989 I couldn't care less about the magician. 642 01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:52,156 What about you? 643 01:14:56,480 --> 01:15:02,157 I have an idea. It's maybe not too late to find something to eat. 644 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:04,669 Let's go downstairs. 645 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:13,754 - It's all I have left. - It'll do nicely. 646 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:21,035 Not here. 647 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:27,958 Not here. 648 01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:48,477 - Come on, I've found it! - Can't you go on your own? 649 01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:51,114 Not that! The red suitcase. 650 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,797 Get the suitcase. 651 01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:14,915 Stop or the girl gets it. 652 01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:43,154 What are you going to do? 653 01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,840 I need to think. 654 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:02,273 I thought you needed to think. 655 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:06,279 I can do more than one thing at a time. 656 01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:32,194 Get out of the way, you idiot. 657 01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,233 Well! 658 01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:39,191 Well! 659 01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:40,833 Well! 660 01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,359 - Police! - Hurry! 661 01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:44,835 - C.l.D. - Paris branch. 662 01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:46,518 Open up! 663 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:56,879 - Open up or we'll break down the door. - We'll break down the door. 664 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,116 Break down the door. 665 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,911 Keep your mouth shut. 666 01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:31,515 Well! 667 01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:34,268 Well. 668 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:36,152 Hand it over. 669 01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:40,470 What are you talking about? 670 01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:50,277 Look! 671 01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:51,078 Wait. 672 01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:56,709 Where is it? 673 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:16,195 Quite a collection. 674 01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:18,072 It must be here somewhere. 675 01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:22,036 If not, I'll... 676 01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:25,675 I'll eat this flowerpot. 677 01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:36,232 Stop! 678 01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:40,756 Amateurs! 679 01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:10,918 Never mind. Come on! 680 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:21,794 - What'll I do? - Go to your room. 681 01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:27,873 That's not my room. Where's my room? 682 01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:33,359 Look! 683 01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:46,712 - Police. - C.l.D. 684 01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:50,276 Paris branch. May we have that suitcase? 685 01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:53,993 OK. 686 01:22:54,120 --> 01:22:55,633 Here you are. 687 01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:57,314 Missed! 688 01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:12,759 - What now? - Get dressed and get out of here. 689 01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:15,348 This way, you idiot. 690 01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,911 Watch them. 691 01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:46,034 Do you mind if we carry on? 692 01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:41,310 That's enough of your racket! 693 01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:49,513 Nicole! 694 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,389 They've run off with our bicycles. 695 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,557 Where can they go? All the roads are blocked. 696 01:24:57,680 --> 01:25:01,389 - We'll keep these two locked up. - Why? 697 01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:04,080 We'll explain later. 698 01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:20,274 Drive quickly. We're in a hurry. 699 01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:30,440 Alone at last. 700 01:25:33,640 --> 01:25:37,713 I gave you a joke. Give me one of your lovely smiles. 701 01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:41,958 - I'm very tired. - Maybe a little angry? 702 01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:47,792 If I hadn't come after you, we wouldn't be in here. 703 01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:51,833 - And you'd still have your Mona Lisa. - Who knows? 704 01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:58,708 Maybe I can't have you and the Mona Lisa at the same time. 705 01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:03,791 How long will they keep us here? 706 01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:06,275 Ten, maybe twenty years. 707 01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,436 As long as you're young and pretty. 708 01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:11,518 When you're old and ugly, I'll escape. 709 01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:15,794 I'm not in the mood for laughing. 710 01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:19,117 If you're so unhappy, we'll leave at once. 711 01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:22,556 Sergeant. 712 01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:27,710 Could you spare a cigarette? 713 01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:31,393 Here you are. 714 01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:35,035 Got a light? 715 01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:46,399 Thank you. 716 01:27:11,240 --> 01:27:13,390 On your feet, princess. 717 01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:19,478 Sergeant! It's burning! 718 01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:23,439 - Put it out. - What with? 719 01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:26,950 - Stamp on it. - I can't. It's burning. 720 01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:34,874 Some people have got no idea. 721 01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:10,632 They locked me up! 722 01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:13,998 Take the suitcase. 723 01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:16,270 They got away! 724 01:28:17,480 --> 01:28:21,871 - Just when we lifted the roadblocks. - I'm going home to Mother. 725 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:25,834 - How did they get away? - They set fire to the straw. 726 01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:33,277 - Where's the other car? - The others took it. 727 01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:37,518 - We'll go after them. - There aren't any more cars. 728 01:28:47,480 --> 01:28:51,314 Has your Mother got room for one more? 729 01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:55,638 - We've still got the Mona Lisa. - But not the thief. 730 01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:59,355 We can't go back to Paris without a thief. 731 01:29:38,960 --> 01:29:41,838 - Welcome to Rome, Mme. - Welcome. 732 01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:58,437 - Shall we dine? - No. 733 01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:03,917 Shall we drink? 734 01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:12,716 Shall we sit down? 735 01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:20,149 - What then? - I've got an idea. 736 01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:22,718 Let's dance. 737 01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:27,156 A sad tune or a happy tune? 738 01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:30,589 A happy tune. 739 01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:33,550 A happy tune! 740 01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:30,112 I'm so happy! 741 01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:32,231 That's strange. 742 01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:34,351 I'm happy too. 743 01:31:36,080 --> 01:31:39,709 You don't mind losing the Mona Lisa? 744 01:31:41,440 --> 01:31:43,874 Let's be romantic. 745 01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:47,509 Violin? 746 01:32:04,160 --> 01:32:06,230 Here's my answer. 747 01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:09,951 There are millions of paintings in this world. 748 01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:13,436 But there's only one of you. 749 01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:16,875 Perfect? 750 01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:21,037 Perfect. 751 01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:24,869 Excuse me, sir. The evening paper. 752 01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:27,758 All right. 753 01:32:27,880 --> 01:32:31,475 Be a perfect wife. Read it to me. 754 01:32:33,720 --> 01:32:36,393 "Triumphant victory for French police." 755 01:32:36,520 --> 01:32:40,638 "Two of their most brilliant detectives have recovered the Mona Lisa, 756 01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:44,309 and captured the infamous Romeo." 757 01:32:44,440 --> 01:32:46,396 Really? 758 01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:48,829 Look. 759 01:32:48,960 --> 01:32:51,269 Poor magician. 760 01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:53,834 Poor magician? Poor me. 761 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:56,315 This'll ruin my reputation. 762 01:32:56,440 --> 01:32:59,079 What will you do? 763 01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:19,272 ROMEO AND JULIET